Please, please, just fuck off and take your like/share-whoring posts with you. Seriously though. He will typically post something like “Share this picture if you hate cancer. Keep on scrolling if you have no heart” - and then post in the comments section (which only he is allowed to post in) that you must also subscribe to his posts. People fall head over heels for this shit, and therefore a whole range of these pictures end up on my news feed. Uggh.
The worst part? Facebook won’t let me block him. I’m telling the complete truth.